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align="right" bgColor=#FFFFFF><strong><font color="blue" face="tahoma"> 1'* ©' HB* ÁÒ 'H1 E3,/ ÁÒ B1Ì(<br> 'y¾ÌÒ ,D/Ì 3Ò ©Á ~Ì:'E 9ED D'Ì' ÁHº<br> ¯¾1 E̺ Á̺ AD-'D ,*FÒ (¾Ì ~1'FÒ ,H*Ò<br> "~ (¾Ì ,' ©Ò (/D D̺ E̺ (/D "Ì' ÁHº </font></strong></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD align="right" vAlign=top bgColor=#330066> <TABLE border=0 align="left" cellPadding=0 cellSpacing=1 bgcolor="#FF0000"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffcc> <div align="right"><strong><font face="tahoma"><a style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" onClick="MM_openBrWindow('http://www.urdu123.com/funnyEmails/tell.php','','scrollbars=yes,width=550,height=450')" href="javascript:;"> <img src="img/send.jpg" border="0" width="201" height="30"></a></font></strong></div></TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#FFFFFF><strong><font face="tahoma">Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, </font></strong> <p><font face="tahoma"><strong>main ohnu vekhi jaanda c </strong></font></p> <p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong>Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, 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height="30"></a></font></strong></DIV></TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#FFFFFF><strong><font face="tahoma">want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. <br> U cry I cry. <br> U lauf I lauf. <br> U jump out of the window <br> I look down &amp;then <br> I lauf again</font></strong></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top bgColor=#330066> <TABLE border=0 align="left" cellPadding=0 cellSpacing=1 bgcolor="#FF0000"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#ffffcc> <DIV align=center><strong><font face="tahoma"><a style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" onClick="MM_openBrWindow('http://www.urdu123.com/funnyEmails/tell.php','','scrollbars=yes,width=550,height=450')" href="javascript:;"> <img src="img/send.jpg" border="0" width="201" height="30"></a></font></strong></DIV></TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD align="right" bgColor=#FFFFFF><strong><font color="blue" face="tahoma">EÁ©*Ì ©DÌ'º<br> -1E* /ÌF ~1 EyFÒ H'D' F'B(D *3.Ì1ÁH *' ÁÒ<br><br> 2F/¯Ì HÁ ÁÒ ,3Ò *E ,Ì3Ò †'ÁH ¯2'13©*Ò 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